Bladder Expansion Control
Yesterday we went for the nuchal translucency ultrasound - basically this is a combination of hormone levels, age and nuchal fold thickness that gets run through a computer system written by some nerd types in the UK that works out the likelihood of you carrying a child with a chromosomal abnormality (most likely Downs Syndrome).
James had an interview in the city just beforehand so I had to drink the required water for the u/s whilst wandering aimlessly through the fascinating city of Perth. I have *definitely* increased my bladder control! When I first was pregnant I kept having to wake in the middle of the night - now I have just been waking up as normal in the morning but with the largest bladder conceivably possible. I am in love with my newly toned detrusor muscle!
Anyway, after battling drivers who couldn't work out that the accelerator is the pedal on the right, we make it to the u/s place. Pretty swish little suite they have there, and what an awesome machine they have! Screw all that twisting your head to look at the screen - this place had a good sized remote tv on the wall angled for you to see what's going on perfectly. Turned out I had drunk too much water...then the little monkey wouldn't sit in the right spot, despite coughing and clearing my throat. So we went for a little wander around West Perth, came back and just when we thought that it wouldn't ever get into the correct position - bam! It stretched out, placed it's hand behind its head and gave us a good look at the nuchal fold.
We got a video, a couple of photos and found out we have a stubborn little rascal hanging around in there. When Jimbo gets a chance he'll scan them and put them up here for you to see (not very exciting, but anyway).
Then that night we went to see The Aviator for a fundraising night - I went to go and get dressed and found that my skirt only just fit me! I have 'popped' just the slighest amount, but enough so that I can tell and so can Jimbo. By the way, the movie is borange. There's three hours of my life I'll never get back again...
Ps - A few people have asked about gender but we won't know cos the genitals all look the same at this stage. A few more weeks, people!

3 Comments:
Monkey Spawn looks true to name in the Ultrasound. Good work. I've seen a potential boys name today. "Elseif" looks and sounds a bit semitic as if its from the middle east, maybe even biblical, but I saw it in some VB Script and thought, hey that could be a good name. Better than Hope, Charity, or Conan and it means something along the lines of "and yet more" or "Unlimited Potential", "Further Horizons" at least thats my effort at translating it from computing control structures into human language.
9:19 pm
Even better for son of Mr 10%, Green candidate for Maylands:
Indulis
after Indulis Emsis!
(1st EU country Prime Minister from a Green party)
http://www.europeangreens.org/peopleandparties/members/latvia.html
11:51 pm
Nice one Roberto, although it doesn't really roll off the tongue.
The real problem is that all my male heros are called things like Steve, Bob, Jim, Adam, nothing exciting.
7:15 am
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